Listen, Greg Simkins is a pretty creative guy. So creative that he seems to have an easier time conversing, eating, laughing, planning, etc. with his imaginary friends than he does his actual human peers. I've walked into his studio before and caught him giggling and talking loudly, only to realize he was the only person in the room.

Well, the good people at STRANGEco have made that predicament a little less awkward, giving life to some of Greg's imaginary homeboys with their very own vinyl toys. Cap'n Rotnclaw, a lobster/crab hybrid ready for the seas, comes in 2 colors, red (limited to 700) and black (limited to 300), while Keel Haul Cleg, an elephant not quite as cute as (but waaaay fresher than) "Dumbo," comes in black (limited to 600) and red (limited to approx. 400).

Other than looking amazingly cool, they also finally put a face to the voice Greg has heard in his head since he was a toddler. So it's almost like charity work if you buy one!